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Post  _joshuaTurbo Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:47 pm

A proton and a Neutron are arguing over whether its a good idea to for the Proton to ask an Electron out on a date. The Neutron questioned the Proton "Are you positive?"
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Post  SSJ3matenks Wed Feb 16, 2011 12:27 pm

Lmao, thats a good one.

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Post  SSJ3matenks Wed Feb 16, 2011 12:29 pm

turboStar wrote:A proton and a Neutron are arguing over whether its a good idea to for the Proton to ask an Electron out on a date. The Neutron questioned the Proton "Are you positive?"
OHHHH, I have a great idea for a joke based on this one, I'll have to get back to you on it Wink
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Post  SSJ3matenks Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:43 pm

haha I just saw this one, and had to share it:
Q: What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
A: Hop in
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Post  SSJ3matenks Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:19 pm

I think i just stepped in a bieber. Why do bulls have to poop so much anyway?
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Post  _joshuaTurbo Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:33 pm

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Post  _joshuaTurbo Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:57 pm

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he opened the door, a truck came along, and completely tore off the driver's door! The attorney immediately grabbed his cell phone, hit speed dial for 911, and had a policeman there in 3 minutes.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. He had just picked up the Lexus the day before, and now it would never be the same, no matter how good a job the body shop does.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. " You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" he responded indignantly.

The cop replied, "You didn't even notice that your left arm is missing from the elbow down! It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"OH, NO!" screamed the lawyer in shock. "Where is my Rolex?!"
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Post  SSJ3matenks Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:30 pm

Why do Bulls shit so much?
republicans need something for their speeches! Laughing Razz Twisted Evil Wink lol!
THATS RIGHT!!!! I WENT THERE! SO BRING IT!!!!!
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Post  SSJ3matenks Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:07 pm

Knock Knock

whose there?

9/11

9/11 who?

you said you wouldn't forget


Razz not my joke but hahahhaa funny...... too soon?
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Post  SSJ3matenks Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:21 am

What can you say to someone that has a problem peeing?




Urine Trouble
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Post  SSJ3matenks Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:36 am

This isn't so much a joke as its a self-defeating statement that I laughed (on the inside) at when I heard it. Here it goes:

They do believe in Jesus too. Just under their own "rules."
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